Sophia

termsofenragement:

Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:

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disneyfansonly:

Do you love Disney? This blog is everything Disney!
school dress codes
  • girls: sleeves must cover shoulders, no cleavage should be shown in the slightest, shorts/skirts need to be longer than your fingertips (if its .000567 inches off you still must change)
  • boys: hahaha i dont even fucking know just wear whatever
disneyfansonly:

Do you love Disney? This blog is everything Disney!

wartortles:

instead of sitting there not kissing me u should be kissing me

daves-applejuice:

clicking on someone’s blog and finding out they are hot 

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no mom, i don’t need a condom, i won’t get pregnant 

laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.